Why isn’t Philadelphia Phillies’ Trea Turner hitting?

Daily writing prompt

What is the best excuse you have heard lately?

Maybe he accidentally left his bat in last year’s locker.
His bat is still waiting for SEPTA to arrive.
Somebody put his bat on airplane mode.
He’s trying to avoid wearing out his cleats running the bases.
His bat has entered witness protection.
He’s saving all his hits for October… we hope.
Every baseball suddenly looks like a golf ball.
His batting average is taking a summer vacation.
Even his baseball card is asking what happened.
The only thing he’s making solid contact with is Phillies fans’ blood pressure.
He’s waiting for Bryce Harper to hit one hard enough to knock his swing back into place.
He thought the All-Star break started a month early.
He’s trying to prove you can steal first base without getting a hit.
His bat is in a contract dispute with the baseball.
He borrowed a Little League bat and forgot to give it back.

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